Messages

A hundred bots,

One asked for a loan

Another asked about a warranty

One talked about insurance

Another asked about bitcoins

A hundred emails

Ten sent me funny links

Ten more asked to me files,

Ten asked for my money

Ten wanted me to subscribe for their

"OH SO IMPORTANT" updates and news

A prince charming from Nigeria says

"Oh brother. I have money for you."

"Transmit some honey for me."

"And I will share my money."

"For I will go on a tourney around the world"

I roll my eyes, and roll my fingers on my screen.

Rolling through the messages, rolling through the call

And I see, tens of bullshittery, yet

Not one from a friend.